Cotton Candy Surprise!!!

"So yea he's kinda cute, I'm feeling him.....I think I will give him my number. Maybe we can get together Saturday night." This is the thought process when you lay eyes on a handsome young twenty something in the D dot C (D.C.). The week goes on; you catch yourself fantasizing about him a few times. Wondering things like.....was that a bulge in his pants or just a poor tailoring job? What was he drinking again....Hennessey, I think it was on the rocks!!...he must be a really bad boy wrapped up nicely in a gentlemen’s bow. You of course being a woman, flirt with the idea of that first date leading to a relationship and the passionate kisses in the embraces you two will share. And then you get a text??!! ...What are you doing Saturday?..lol...Its him, Hennessey! You reply, Nothing, I guess I'm hanging out with you. He sends back …LOL :-) The smiley face reminds you of a Trey Songz's song LOL smiley face...is he a freak? After all the speculating you all go out and have drinks and dinner Saturday night. He's perfect!! He's got a good job, nice car, all his damn teeth, and his own place. You found the diamond in the rough. So when he invites you to come up to his place to watch a movie you see absolutely no problem with this. He's like Hennessey...probably trying to get a little kiss or something. The movie is great, but he hasn't tried to kiss you? hmmm that’s weird, but oh well.  You tell him your heading home and then he goes in for the kiss...FINALLY…masturbating material!...it was nice....As you start to walk towards the door he asks you if your leaving something behind. You turn around and your immediately shaken by the shoulders with the emotions of fear and shock. You say "Is that your DICK? Are you?...OMG...?!!" and He responds “Yea girl, come get this Cotton Candy Surprise!!!!” You walk out...."GROSS!!!" Those damn D.C. men!